autocosmica

Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me questions about Santa Claus at dinner. My 13 year-old daughter was getting annoyed with all the dumb questions and simply told her younger sister that Santa didn't exist. Instead of being aghast and upset, my younger daughter just said, "Yea but neither does Edward Cullen!" My older daughter left the dinner table and I think its easy to say who won tonight.

October,23rd,2009 at 11:37 AM

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October,22nd,2009 at 5:17 PM

Seriously. I want this game.

And they should definitely consider making a zombie movie. I reckon it’d be pretty bad ass.

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October,22nd,2009 at 1:40 PM

momentarily:

amberislazy:

maeby:

“I want you to move your ASS.”

oh rashida jones, you’re so charming.

SAY WHAAAT??? Rashida Jones was in Freaks and Geeks??!?!?!?!! HAWT.

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October,22nd,2009 at 11:40 AM

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oh hell yeah.

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October,21st,2009 at 9:11 PM

oh. dear. god.

And… if you’re over 350lbs, you eat for free??? WTF?!

The Heart Attack Grill. Insane.

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October,21st,2009 at 7:11 PM

3rd Act Twists

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October,21st,2009 at 5:11 PM

agentmlovestacos:

“Inglourious Wizerds” promo by @theisb.

via falseeeyelashes:

renne:

mamapajama:

postmodernism:

From the visionary director of Jackie Brown and the Deathly Hallows

I’m dead.

Do they beat Death Eaters to death with a baseball bat?

Can you imagine how hilarious/awesome this would be? I’m basically obsessed with this idea now.